Darkest Disney Movie Fan Theories. Who doesn’t love a Disney movie? They are good, wholesome fun for all ages, all but guaranteed never to leave you disappointed or feeling anything but happy, save for the occasional parental death here or there. So why would anyone want to ruin this magical experience? Well for starters, because it is hilarious. Just ask these memes.

There are plenty of theories floating around out there about Disney films. Like the one where Anna and Elsa’s parents survived their shipwreck and gave birth to Tarzan, or the one where Ariel and Hercules are actually first cousins. While those are all good and fun to think about, there are other, far darker theories out there that are sure to obliterate all that was good and holy about your childhood.

Read on at your own risk, and be warned that you will likely never be able to watch these films the same away again. Or if you’re a twisted person with a sick mind, enjoy! Here are 1. 5 Dark Disney Fan Theories That Completely Ruin Your Favorite Movies. Peter Pan Murders Lost Boys. Look beyond all that nostalgia and wistfulness, and you’ll see Peter Pan for who he truly is – a brat who likes to kidnap children. Although, if we are to believe a fan theory flying around out there, he’s even worse then that. In fact, Peter Pan is really a deranged psychopath who kills Lost Boys before they can grow up.

That certainly would explain why no one ever grows old in Neverland. It’s a bit of a role reversal if there ever was one, especially considering it holds that Captain Hook is a Lost Boy who was lucky enough to escape being murdered by Peter. Or alternatively, Hook is a hero who is trying to kill Peter before he has a chance to snuff out any more young innocent pre- pubescent children. Either way, it gives a whole new light to the line from J. M. Barrie’s original story, “When they seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out.”1.

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Watching Carl befriend his adventurous neighbor, become lifelong best friends with her and get married, only to seconds later watch her die is as sad as they come. So what could possibly make Up any more tragic?

The theory that Carl’s ballon riddled adventure is his journey into the afterlife after dying in his sleep right after receiving the call that he will be moving into a retirement home. A home rising up towards the sky. A guardian angel in the guise of a boyscout who will earn his wings (i. A talking dog who wants to eat squirrels because apparently that’s a thing in heaven. The sudden appearance of an evil villain fallen from grace who wants to stop them with the aid of his hellhounds. It all makes perfect sense.

But don’t feel too horrible. This theory only makes Up all the more amazing, since it is no longer the story of a curmudgeonly old white man abusing a young Asian boy on his way to dropping off a house in the middle of nowhere, but rather the hopeful tale of Carl reuniting with his beloved Ellie in heaven. Kristoff is Wearing Sven’s Dead Mom. Say what you will about Frozen, but it nailed the relationship between the mentally unstable ice salesman Kristoff and his loyal reindeer Sven. Which makes the theory, posed by Reddit’s superclaude. Kristoff is wearing the skinned pelt of Sven’s mother all the more terrifyingly twisted.

Let’s break this down. Watch Year One Online Free HD. Kristoff and Sven grew up together because both were orphans. Watch Dirty Sanchez: The Movie Online Mic. Kristoff wears a coat made out of reindeer fur. There’s a good chance he got that skin from his fellow elder ice harvesters, who killed Sven’s mother, skinned her, and gave it to the little homeless kid following them around so he wouldn’t freeze to death.

Around that same time, the now motherless Sven starts sniffing around Kristoff, because he can smell his mom all over him. Or, even weirder, perhaps Sven thinks Kristoff is his mom. And maybe, just maybe, Kristoff knows all this, so when we see him talking in Sven’s voice, he’s actually pretending to be the poor reindeer’s mother. That’s just messed up. Aladdin Takes Place in a Post- Apocalyptic Future. While most people might think Aladdin takes place thousands of years ago, true fans know (or at least theorize) that it’s actually set in the future.

Why else would Genie complain that “1. Or are we to believe the last time anyone saw Big Blue was during the Ice Age? More realistically, the last time Genie was making wishes come true was the 1.

Which would explain why he makes so many modern- day references like impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger and knowing what a Goofy hat looks like. It makes far more sense that the events of the film occur 1. Not just any future mind you, but a post- apocalyptic future that shows remnants of advanced hover craft technology and animal testing that resulted in birds sounding like Gilbert Godfrey. Because really, is Agrabah just some made up place, or the new name of one of the few cities left standing after the nuclear fallout that turned most of the world into a giant, sand- ridden wasteland? Of course, there’s also the possibility that the entire story was made up by the salesman at the beginning so that you would buy his worthless lamp. Gaston Killed Bambi’s Mother. Watch closely at the beginning of Beauty and the Beast and you’ll see a familiar looking doe drinking from a stream. Now, there’s no proof that that is Bambi’s mother, but then again, there’s no proof saying it isn’t.

Alas, we’ll never know, because she is dead, and as many fans have postulated, that’s because Gaston, a self- proclaimed master huntsman and all around dick, shot her. We never do get to see the killer in Bambi, who was conveniently hidden behind falling snow. And we know Disney animators love inserting easter eggs of dead character between films. Just look for Scar’s skinned body showing up in Hercules.) So re- watch Gaston boastfully singing about how great he is at the tavern, and you’ll surely see the decapitated head of Bambi’s mother on the wall behind him. Dopey and Geppetto are the Same Person. Dopey was always an outcast amongst the six other dwarves. Thanks to one imaginative Tumbler we now know it is because he wasn’t actually a dwarf at all.

In fact, Dopey is none other then a young Geppetto whose slapstick adventures in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were just the formative years that would eventually lead him to building Pinocchio. The two share very similar personalities.